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Unfortunately the passer-by he'd asked to take his photo outside Arsenal's stadium, was a Spurs fan.
And Liverpool have scored from a corner What's a corner? No idea!
Have you been doing D.I.Y. Again?
Whoops! I forgot to put my light sabre on 'charge' DAFT VADER
Bloody Hogwarts
It's often difficult to tell the difference between a male and a female... ...until they go on holiday
Wow Dorothy! That's was some hot flush!
Even though life had its problems they still knew how to chill.
Hello Pooh! Is this your Chinese cousin? No it's my Irish cousin. He's just drinks too much Guinness.
Shall we let it breathe? Not let's murder it now
Location! Location! Location!
I can't afford a new Arsenal kit every year. You'll just have to support Newcastle like the rest of us
It's our lucky day. Some doctor is paying us £50 just to paint the inside of this old police box.
"Don't eat the hard bit on its back, they make you fart!"
Hello Sir Alec. We think the bloke who fixed the stadium sign was a Manchester City fan.
Work on Stonehenge slowed dramatically after the first three stones were in position.
The Newcastle police suspected the culprits were Sunderland fans
Half a pound of tuppenny rice and half a pound of treacle please.... Weasel didn't like the sound of this
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