Card Brand: Steve Best

Unfortunately the passer-by he'd asked to take his photo outside Arsenal's stadium, was a Spurs fan.

And Liverpool have scored from a corner
What's a corner?
No idea!

Why the F*** did I cross the road?

Have you been doing D.I.Y. Again?

Bloody Hogwarts

Wow Dorothy! That's was some hot flush!

Even though life had its problems they still knew how to chill.

Hello Pooh! Is this your Chinese cousin?
No it's my Irish cousin. He's just drinks too much Guinness.

Location! Location! Location!

I can't afford a new Arsenal kit every year. You'll just have to support Newcastle like the rest of us

It's our lucky day. Some doctor is paying us £50 just to paint the inside of this old police box.

Don't eat the hard bt on its back. They make you fart!

Hello Sir Alec. We think the bloke who fixed the stadium sign was a Manchester City fan.

Work on Stonehenge slowed dramatically after the first three stones were in position.

The Newcastle police suspected the culprits were Sunderland fans

The Newcastle police suspected the culprits were Sunderland fans

Half a pound of tuppenny rice and half a pound of treacle please.... Weasel didn't like the sound of this