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Arsenal
Unfortunately the passer-by he'd asked to take his photo outside Arsenal's stadium, was a Spurs fan. |

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Corner
And Liverpool have scored from a corner
What's a corner?
No idea!
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Cross The Road
Why the F*** did I cross the road? |

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D.I.Y. Again (B505)
Have you been doing D.I.Y. Again? |

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Hogwarts Regatta
Bloody Hogwarts |

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Hot Flush
Wow Dorothy! That's was some hot flush! |

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How To Chill
Even though life had its problems they still knew how to chill. |

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Irish Cousin
Hello Pooh! Is this your Chinese cousin? No it's my Irish cousin. He's just drinks too much Guinness.
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Location Location!
Location! Location! Location! |

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Newcastle
I can't afford a new Arsenal kit every year. You'll just have to support Newcastle like the rest of us
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Police Box
It's our lucky day. Some doctor is paying us £50 just to paint the inside of this old police box. |

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Scuba Diver
Don't eat the hard bt on its back. They make you fart! |

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Stadium Sign
Hello Sir Alec. We think the bloke who fixed the stadium sign was a Manchester City fan.
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Stonehenge
Work on Stonehenge slowed dramatically after the first three stones were in position. |

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Sunderland Fans
The Newcastle police suspected the culprits were Sunderland fans |

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Tigger
The Newcastle police suspected the culprits were Sunderland fans |

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Weasel
Half a pound of tuppenny rice and half a pound of treacle please.... Weasel didn't like the sound of this |