|The Front of the
|PERSON: This wine has filled my soul with
wonderful flashes of inspiration. My whole
Life suddenly makes beautiful and perfect
sense. I must text my innermost thoughts
to everyone I know.
FRIENDS OF PERSON: NOOOO!!
PERSON: To late! It is done! Oh, I feel so good.
PERSON (Looks at phone): Ohhh, holy sh*t!!
what have I done?! My whole life is