The Front of the
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"Have ANOTHER drink" he says, "for it will make you more ATTRACTIVE, funny, BEAUTIFUL and wise."
"No", I say. "For I am STRONG and SENSIBLE and drinking will not do those things you say."
"Alas," says he, "then I am surely DOOMED. For if you do not keep me WET, it is my date to DIE."
So drink I do...and drink and drink and DRINK.
For never would I have the HEART to let a Little Person DIE. |
