Card Brand: Scrawl More - Age Related Scrawl Cards

"You should live every day like it's your last day because one day you're gonna be right".
Ray Charles

"I don't worry about getting older. I intend to live forever. So far so good."
Steven Wright

"The older you get the better you get unless you are a banana".
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"Birthdays are good for you.
Statistics prove that the people who have the most live the longest".
Larry Lorenzoni

"There is only one thing wrong with the younger generation.
A lot of us don't belong to it anymore"
Bernard Baruch

As I get older I'm trying to eat more healthy food, so I've bought Gordon Ramsey's new cookbook, "Take Two Eggs and F**koff".
Jack Dee

Computer Games don't effect kids. If pac-man had effected us as kids, we'd all be runnigng around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetative electronic music.
Gareth Owen

"I's offcially getting old so I don't need drugs anymore. I can get the same effect by standing up really fast".
Jonathan Katz

“They say that being a mum does get it easier; it’s the first forty years that are the hardest”.
Cheryl Maughan

“As I get older my opinions may change but not the fact that I am right”.
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"I may be getting on a bit, but I can still rock like a son of a bitch."
Ozzy Osbourne

"If it wasn't for ventian blinds, it would be curtains for all of us."
Eric Morecambe

"I can lie convincingly about my age, I can't always remember what it is."
Violet Conti

"Wine really does improve with age. The older I get the more I like it."
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"I'm at that certain age. Too old for ecstacy. Too young for the bowling green."
Rab C Nesbitt

"To get back to my youth I would do anything in the world except take exercise ot get up early or be responsible."
Oscar Wilde

"they say that you'll lose your mind as you get older. what they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much."
Malcolm Cowley

"Happiness is nothing more than good health and bad memory."
Albert Schweitzer

"I don't feel old. In fact, I generally don't feel anything 'till noon. Then It's time for my nap."
Bob Hope

"You should always take your birthday with a pinch of salt. Then a short of tequila and a slice of lime."
Anon

"The years that a woman subtracts from her age are not lost; they are added to the ages of other women."
Diane de Poiters

"Like I say, a little grey hair is a small price to pay for all this wisdom.
Kathy Shashkin

"A man is as old as he feels. A woman is as old as she feels like admitting."
American Proverb

"Hangovers are the wrath of grapes."
Dorothy Parker

"We should have a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled."
Gene Fowler