Card Brand: Scrawl More - Alcohol Related Scrawl Cards

"I'd hate to advocate drugs, alcohol or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
Hunter S Thompson

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day".
George Carlin

"Some people say, 'The glass is half empty.'
Some people say 'the glass is half full.'
I say 'It's not my round.'"
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"I'm a member of a new group called alcoholics unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink you ring another member and they come over to persuade you".
Richard Harris

"The whole rock and roll thing is over-rated.
Take away the drugs, drink, adoration, fame and money and what's left?".
Chrissie Hynde

“All good champagne should be delicately flavoured, exquisitely chilled
and completely free”.
Anna Maughan

“Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy".
Benjamin Franklin

"When you participate in sporting events it's not all about winning or losing. It's how drunk you get after that counts."
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"Wine really does improve with age. The older I get the more I like it."
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"A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine. Except on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk."
Lee Entreken