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"I hate housework.
You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to do it all over again".
Joan Rivers

"I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor".
Joan Rivers

"I know a girl that's a compulsive shopper.
She'll buy anything that's marked down. One day she's gonna come home with an escalator."
Henry Youngman

"To me, the great outdoors is what you must pass through in order to get from your apartment into a taxi-cab."
Fran Leibowitz

"Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world."
Bette Midler

“If swimming is so good for your figure then how do you explain whales”?
Urban Graphic

"On page one of my memory there is the chapter 'When I first met you'. It begins with the words 'Here begins a new life'."
Dante Alighieri (From 'La Vita Nuova' 1293)
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"If you can afford it, then there is no pleasure in buying it."
Wallis Simpson

"Love is two minutes and fifty two seconds of squelching noises."
Johnny Rotten

"There are no good girls gone wrong. There are only bad girls found out."
Mae West

"Life is short.

Eat dessert first."
Jacques Torres

"Successful women can still have their feet on the ground.

They just wear better shoes."
Maud Van De Venne