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"You should live every day like it's your last day because one day you're gonna be right".
Ray Charles

"I don't worry about getting older. I intend to live forever. So far so good."
Steven Wright

"The older you get the better you get unless you are a banana".
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"Birthdays are good for you.
Statistics prove that the people who have the most live the longest".
Larry Lorenzoni

"Birthdays are natures way of telling you to eat more cake".
Jo Brand

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you are older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman; stuff you pay good money for in later life".
Emo Phillips

"There is only one thing wrong with the younger generation.
A lot of us don't belong to it anymore"
Bernard Baruch

As I get older I'm trying to eat more healthy food, so I've bought Gordon Ramsey's new cookbook, "Take Two Eggs and F**koff".
Jack Dee

"I's offcially getting old so I don't need drugs anymore. I can get the same effect by standing up really fast".
Jonathan Katz

“They say that being a mum does get it easier; it’s the first forty years that are the hardest”.
Cheryl Maughan

“As I get older my opinions may change but not the fact that I am right”.
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"I may be getting on a bit, but I can still rock like a son of a bitch."
Ozzy Osbourne

"I can lie convincingly about my age, I can't always remember what it is."
Violet Conti

"I'm at that certain age. Too old for ecstacy. Too young for the bowling green."
Rab C Nesbitt

"To get back to my youth I would do anything in the world except take exercise ot get up early or be responsible."
Oscar Wilde

"they say that you'll lose your mind as you get older. what they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much."
Malcolm Cowley