Card Brand: Scrawl More Web - Children Related Scrawl Cards

"Insanity is hereditary.
You get it from your children".
Sam Levenson

"Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble".
Martin Mull

"There are three ways to get things done; do it yourself, hire someone or forbid your kids to do it".
Mona Crane

“A father’s solemn duty is to watch football with his children and teach them when to shout at the ref”.
Paul Collins

“The best way to keep your children out of hot water is to put some dishes in it”.
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“They say that being a mum does get it easier; it’s the first forty years that are the hardest”.
Cheryl Maughan

"If your baby is beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on time - you're the grandparent."
Theresa Bloomingdale

"I do get brood occasionally. Like when I am watching TV and I can't reach the remote I think, 'a kid would be good right now.'"
Kathleen Madigan

"The best way for a father to give his advice to his children is to find out what they want to do and then advise them to do it."
Harry S Truman

"Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a father ages as much as 20 years."
Al Bernstein

"To me, the kids are the reason for everything. The reason everything is either messy, broken or dirty."
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