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SCRAWL - Insanity is Hereditary SCR019
"Insanity is hereditary.
You get it from your children".
Sam Levenson |
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SCRAWL - A Thoughtful Child SCR113
"A thoughtful child is one who leaves enough petrol in the car for you to get to the garage"
Rosemary Baldock |
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SCRAWL - Children Have Grown Up SCR112
"You know the point your children have grown up when they stop asking where they came from and refuse to tell you where they are going".
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SCRAWL - Children and Trouble SCR108
"Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble".
Martin Mull |
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SCRAWL - Three Ways SCR089
"There are three ways to get things done; do it yourself, hire someone or forbid your kids to do it".
Mona Crane
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SCRAWL - Computer Games MSC23
Computer Games don't effect kids. If pac-man had effected us as kids, we'd all be runnigng around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetative electronic music.
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SCRAWL - Solemn Duty SCR125
“A father’s solemn duty is to watch football with his children and teach them when to shout at the ref”.
Paul Collins
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SCRAWL - Understand The Car (S110) OUT OF STOCK
"It's amazing how quickly kids learn to drive the car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, dishwasher or vacuum cleaner".
Ben Bergor
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SCRAWL - A Mother Knows Her Children SCR111
“A Mother knows all about her children. She knows about romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A father is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house”
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SCRAWL - Hot Water SCR122
“The best way to keep your children out of hot water is to put some dishes in it”.
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SCRAWL - How Much Patience? SCR109
“You can learn many things from your children.
How much patience you have for instance”.
Franklin P Jones |
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SCRAWL - Ask Your Mother SCR126
“When things get really tough the final, most potent words of wisdom a father can have:
'Ask your mother’”.
Frank Lancaster |
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SCRAWL - First 40 Years SCR127
“They say that being a mum does get it easier; it’s the first forty years that are the hardest”.
Cheryl Maughan |
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SCRAWL - Instruction Book SCR124
“Life doesn’t come with an instruction book. That’s why we have fathers”.
John Maughan |
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SCRAWL - The Grandparent SCR143
"If your baby is beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on time - you're the grandparent."
Theresa Bloomingdale |
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SCRAWL - Occasionally Broody SCR172
"I do get brood occasionally. Like when I am watching TV and I can't reach the remote I think, 'a kid would be good right now.'"
Kathleen Madigan |
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SCRAWL - Father's Advice M67
"The best way for a father to give his advice to his children is to find out what they want to do and then advise them to do it."
Harry S Truman |
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SCRAWL - Adolescence SCR167
"Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a father ages as much as 20 years."
Al Bernstein |
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SCRAWL - Reason For Everything MSC71
"To me, the kids are the reason for everything. The reason everything is either messy, broken or dirty."
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SCRAWL - Song In My Heart MSC64
"My mum is a never ending song in my heart. I may sometimes forget the words but I always remember the tune."
Graycie Harmon |
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SCRAWL - My Favourite Parent MSC72
"My Dad's great.
He's one of my favourite parents."
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