Card Brand: Scrawl More Web - Children Related Scrawl Cards

"Insanity is hereditary.
You get it from your children".
Sam Levenson

"A thoughtful child is one who leaves enough petrol in the car for you to get to the garage"
Rosemary Baldock

"You know the point your children have grown up when they stop asking where they came from and refuse to tell you where they are going".
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"Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble".
Martin Mull

"There are three ways to get things done; do it yourself, hire someone or forbid your kids to do it".
Mona Crane

Computer Games don't effect kids. If pac-man had effected us as kids, we'd all be runnigng around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetative electronic music.
Gareth Owen

“A father’s solemn duty is to watch football with his children and teach them when to shout at the ref”.
Paul Collins

"It's amazing how quickly kids learn to drive the car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, dishwasher or vacuum cleaner".
Ben Bergor

“A Mother knows all about her children. She knows about romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A father is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house”
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“The best way to keep your children out of hot water is to put some dishes in it”.
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“You can learn many things from your children.
How much patience you have for instance”.
Franklin P Jones

“When things get really tough the final, most potent words of wisdom a father can have:
'Ask your mother’”.
Frank Lancaster

“They say that being a mum does get it easier; it’s the first forty years that are the hardest”.
Cheryl Maughan

“Life doesn’t come with an instruction book. That’s why we have fathers”.
John Maughan

"If your baby is beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on time - you're the grandparent."
Theresa Bloomingdale

"I do get brood occasionally. Like when I am watching TV and I can't reach the remote I think, 'a kid would be good right now.'"
Kathleen Madigan

"The best way for a father to give his advice to his children is to find out what they want to do and then advise them to do it."
Harry S Truman

"Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a father ages as much as 20 years."
Al Bernstein

"To me, the kids are the reason for everything. The reason everything is either messy, broken or dirty."
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"My mum is a never ending song in my heart. I may sometimes forget the words but I always remember the tune."
Graycie Harmon

"My Dad's great.
He's one of my favourite parents."
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