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SCRAWL - Give A Man A Fish MSC09
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day".
George Carlin |
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SCRAWL - Live Forever MSC30
"I don't worry about getting older. I intend to live forever. So far so good."
Steven Wright
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SCRAWL - The Opposite Sex SCR70
"How to please a woman?
Love her, die for her, take her to dinner, miss the football for her, buy her jewellery, be interested in what she has to say...
How to please a man?
Show up naked, bring beer".
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SCRAWL - If A Man Smiles SCR090
"If a man smiles in his own house someone is sure to ask him for money".
William Feather |
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SCRAWL - Computer Games MSC23 - DELETE *
Computer Games don't effect kids. If pac-man had effected us as kids, we'd all be runnigng around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetative electronic music.
Gareth Owen |
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SCRAWL - Solemn Duty SCR125 OUT OF STOCK
“A father’s solemn duty is to watch football with his children and teach them when to shout at the ref”.
Paul Collins
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SCRAWL - Real Men SCR123 OUT OF STOCK
“Real men don’t use instructions. They are only the manufacturer’s opinion on how to put the thing together”
Tim Taylor
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SCRAWL - Can Still Rock MSC48
"I may be getting on a bit, but I can still rock like a son of a bitch."
Ozzy Osbourne |
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SCRAWL - Oil Change MSC44
"I don't know anything about computers. I don't even know how often to change the oil."
George Burns |
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SCRAWL - Sporting Events MSC41 OUT OF STOCK
"When you participate in sporting events it's not all about winning or losing. It's how drunk you get after that counts."
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SCRAWL - Collection for a Man SCR144
"I took up a collection for a man in our office but I didn't get enough to buy one."
Ruth Buzzi |
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SCRAWL - Younger Men SCR146 * OUT OF STOCK
"You should always go for younger men. You may as well. They never mature anyway."
Theresa Bloomingdale |
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SCRAWL - 500 Million Stars MSC27 * OUT OF STOCK
"Tell the man there are 500 million stars in the universe and he will believe you.
Tell him a fence has just been painted and he has to touch it first."
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SCRAWL - Boss Leaves Early MSC080 *
"No man goes before his time. Unless the boss leaves early."
Bob Hope |
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SCRAWL - Simple Things in Life SCR171 OUT OF STOCK
"Most women are attracted to the simple things in life - like men."
Hennie Youngman |
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SCRAWL - Give a Man a Fish SCR173
"Give a Man a Fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him for the entire weekend."
Zenna Schaffer |
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SCRAWL - Diamonds SCR176 OUT OF STOCK
"I've never disliked a man enough to give him his diamonds back."
Zsa Zsa Gabor |
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SCRAWL - Father's Advice MSC067 OUT OF STOCK
"The best way for a father to give his advice to his children is to find out what they want to do and then advise them to do it."
Harry S Truman |
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SCRAWL - Still Looking for Ideas SCR166 OUT OF STOCK
"Fathers are always asking kids 'what they want to be when they grow up' because they are still looking for ideas.
Jack Benny |
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SCRAWL - Adolescence SCR167 OUT OF STOCK
"Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a father ages as much as 20 years."
Al Bernstein |
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SCRAWL - Football Football Football SCR155
"My team lives football, dreams football, it eats football. Now if it could only play football."
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SCRAWL - Feels Like Admitting SCR147 *
"A man is as old as he feels. A woman is as old as she feels like admitting."
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SCRAWL - Feels Like Pizza MSC50 OUT OF STOCK
"Ask a woman how she feels and she'll open her heart and tell you her fears, hopes and dreams. Ask a man what he feels and he'll tell you he feels like a pizza."
Diana Ford |
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