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"Insanity is hereditary.
You get it from your children".
Sam Levenson

"I hate housework.
You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to do it all over again".
Joan Rivers

"I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire".
Zsa Zsa Gabor

"I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor".
Joan Rivers

"Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world."
Bette Midler

"A thoughtful child is one who leaves enough petrol in the car for you to get to the garage"
Rosemary Baldock

"You know the point your children have grown up when they stop asking where they came from and refuse to tell you where they are going".
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"Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble".
Martin Mull

"There are three ways to get things done; do it yourself, hire someone or forbid your kids to do it".
Mona Crane

“A Mother knows all about her children. She knows about romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A father is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house”
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“The best way to keep your children out of hot water is to put some dishes in it”.
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“You can learn many things from your children.
How much patience you have for instance”.
Franklin P Jones

“When things get really tough the final, most potent words of wisdom a father can have:
'Ask your mother’”.
Frank Lancaster

“They say that being a mum does get it easier; it’s the first forty years that are the hardest”.
Cheryl Maughan

"If your baby is beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on time - you're the grandparent."
Theresa Bloomingdale

"You should always go for younger men. You may as well. They never mature anyway."
Theresa Bloomingdale

"I'm at that certain age. Too old for ecstacy. Too young for the bowling green."
Rab C Nesbitt

"There are no good girls gone wrong. There are only bad girls found out."
Mae West

"Successful women can still have their feet on the ground.

They just wear better shoes."
Maud Van De Venne

"Most women are attracted to the simple things in life - like men."
Hennie Youngman

"I do get brood occasionally. Like when I am watching TV and I can't reach the remote I think, 'a kid would be good right now.'"
Kathleen Madigan

"A friedn of mine wrote a book entitled 'How to Attract Men'. The main device was to be naked and have a bar by the bed."
John Waters

"The best way for a father to give his advice to his children is to find out what they want to do and then advise them to do it."
Harry S Truman

"Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a father ages as much as 20 years."
Al Bernstein

"Like I say, a little grey hair is a small price to pay for all this wisdom.
Kathy Shashkin

"It's not easy being a mother, if it were easy fathers would do it."
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"My mum is a never ending song in my heart. I may sometimes forget the words but I always remember the tune."
Graycie Harmon

"Intuition is the strange instinct that tells a woman that she is right whether she is or not."
Oscar Wilde

"I'd take shopping over sex any day. Anything that seems a bit small of disappointing when you get it home can easily be exchanged for something more satisfying."
Alison Hill

"A man is as old as he feels. A woman is as old as she feels like admitting."
American Proverb

"If you want to be happy for a short time get drunk; happy for a long time fall in love; happy forever take up gardening."
Chinese Proverb